Welcome to the 'Fest
We welcome you to the official website of the Hackfest Golf Tournament.
Introduction
The Hackfest is perhaps the most famous of the golf majors. First held
in the year of our Lord, 1987 A.D., it has continued on an annual basis
with a complete and utter disregard for the game of golf as we know it.
Despite the billions of dollars that have been offered, we have
steadfastly refused to partner with the LIV tour.
We proclaim our sincere and humble thanks to the Artistic Director and
Hackfest founder, Brett Richard Johnson, for his foresight and vision in
creating this blessed event. Hail to the Birdie King, and hail to Brett!
2023 Hackfest
Go here for all the gory details about this year's 'Fest!
2022 Hackfest
Go here for all the gory details about last year's 'Fest!
Birdie King
Team "Mr. T and the A Team" defeated "Team F*ck Those Guys" in the team competition. Again.
Gary "Picasso" Mullen-Schultz is your 2023 Birdie King! Congrats, Picasso!
Hall of Fame
Hackfest Champions, in alphabetical order except for the most recent Birdie King:
- Gary "Picasso" Mullen-Schultz (2005, 2023)
- Team "Mr T. and the A Team" (2021, 2022, 2023)
- Mike Allerding (2011, 2022)
- Steve Blake (1990)
- Jeff Carter (1987, 1993, 1996, 2008, 2015)
- Brian "Duke" Dukart (2014)
- Richard "Dick" Hidani (2020)
- Tim Hidani (1994, 2009)
- James Hove (2010, 2018)
- Brett Johnson (1991, 2002)
- John Kast (1998, 2003, 2012)
- Glenn Kallevig (2000)
- James Kenealy (2017)
- Roger Mahre (1997, 2001, 2016)
- Eric Petersen (1992, 2004)
- David Read (2007, 2021)
- Tom Sandberg (1999)
- Mike Sauer (1989, 1995, 1998, 2006)
- Team "F*** Those Guys" (2019)
- Trent Shipley (2013)
Hall of Shame
Those who have never won a Hackfest Championship, in alphabetical order.
- Duane Theodore Anderson
- Travis Fleming
- Chad Johnson
- Chaz Larson
- Steve Lyford (Tied in 1988)
- Justin Mertens